Unusually, both Ian and I wrote a blog last week, although unfortunately in our excitement at having found a new internet facility, we both wrote about the same thing.
And completely forgot about our trip to Seville.
And our aborted trip to Cordoba.
Cordoba first - last Saturday (21st?) we decided to go to Cordoba. The reason was we wanted a flea market. Now some would wonder why we would embark on such a journey looking for fleas – well, I can assure you with so many dogs we are self sufficient when it comes to fleas, and instead we were looking for second hand things. Such as curtains, cupboards, bookcases, tables and out door furniture. We had read that there was a flea market in Cordoba, there is nothing vaguely flea like around here so we headed off.
We left here in sunshine, about 10 o’clock which on reflection was a little late given we had to drive about 100 miles and we know from experience that everything will shut at two not to reopen until 5ish if at all. I assume that flea markets will be no exception. Anyway, we got to Llerena with no problems although it was a little misty, but the other side we were driving through thick fog. After what seemed like miles, but transpired as only about 30 or so (two hours of driving however) we turned round as it was like driving in cotton wool. We turned round in a ‘village’ called Azugua, which we visited today and is in fact a large town. We visited it today because we had another aborted visit to Cordoba – more later. The fog was so thick that we could not see the other side of the road, I can’t remember the last time I saw anything like it. The nights had been cold, but the days warm (up to 30c at one point) and I am guessing that this was the cause of the fog. Anyway, we got home into sunshine and spent the afternoon around the house.
So Sunday – still on our quest for flea markets, we thought we would go to Seville which is home to the worlds oldest and largest flea market which attracted visitors by their million. Well perhaps not quite, but that was the general gist.
This time we decided to leave early and were away by 8, and in Seville at 10. We faced one of the issues which we found on the journey here, and that is there has been a lot of road building, and road numbers just do not correspond to what is on maps. Anyway, we had to guess which exit to take, and were pretty certain that we had come into Seville across one of the main bridges.
We parked with relative ease. Parking appears excellent in Seville with plenty of options, unfortunately most of these were underground options with a roof limit of 220cms, our van is 217cm. As neither of us knows the Spanish for ‘excuse me, our van is wedged tightly into your car park entrance’ we decided not to push our luck. There was plenty of on street parking though and we were surprised to note that it was free given our proximity to the city centre, but hey ho, no looking gift horses in mouths etc.
We headed off, knowing exactly where we were going, so it was with a little surprise that after quite a lot of walking we still hadn’t come across this world renowned flea market. However it was early in a Spring Sunday morning, the sun was out, birds were singing, Seville is a pretty town and who could complain. Well Ian could for a start. Particular when it transpired that the map had been left in the van. Unfortunately I could distinctly remember last having the map, and even worse I seem to remember saying, "I’ll put this in my bag" and it remains a mystery to me how the map therefore did not end up with us. Ian had the same recollection and immediately went into tight lipped, hard done by husband mode. Muttering in a quite unnecessary fashion, Ian then grappled with a nice couple he saw stood looking at a map…looking for the flea market it so happened. They were the first english speaking people we have heard since we’ve been here. They had arrived that morning. I didn’t throw myself at their feet and ask for an update of the Archers – but it was so close.
Anyway, they informed us that the market had been moved. So as I was about to transform my expression into the valedictory ‘ha I was right’ look which I felt the occasion justified, the nice english couple also pointed out that we were in a completely different part of Seville to that we had expected.
Ian’s tightlipped exterior was bubbling up into a bit of a Basil Fawlty. I know the signs. Admittedly this does seem to happen to us quite a bit, the last big Basil Fawlty episode was during the last leg of our journey down. We were in Salamander – nice place, pretty town, lots of interesting sights but not a lot of direction signs, when Ian asked ‘which way’. He did not respond well when I said ‘I don’t know’. Ian asked why I didn’t know, I was navigator and couldn’t I look at the ****** map, and at the point I had to admit that I had unfortunately lost the map, Ian appeared to lose his cool, saying some frankly quite awful things about navigators who lose the map. Luckily, we suddenly realised that we were on the right road after all and Ian’s temper was restored.
So in Seville we found ourselves in the wrong place looking for a market that had been moved and a map that had been left in the van. What could we do? Well turn around, retrace our steps to the van and then try and find this market. Finding van no problem at all, finding map – equally easy (phew), however trying to find new market spot impossible, so about 2.00 we gave up. On the positive side 4 hours walking round Seville gave us quite an insight into it, and we definitely liked it as a town, and will look forward to exploring further. I do think that fate dealt us an unnecessarily cruel blow, however, when driving out of Seville we saw this massive, well, market area, full of cars, coaches etc. An idea spot in which to have a work renowned Flea Market…. So as we passed it, we could only muse as to what it would have been like.
….Which brings us to today, Sat 28th and another trip to Cordoba planned. 8.00 start, map in hand, no fog – lovely sunny morning, cold (-3.5) but the sort of dry cold which doesn’t feel damp and miserable. Everything looking good. We headed off and truck passed us covered in what looked like snow, about 5 miles south of Llerena. We both laughed – snow. How funny, how mistaken we obviously were. Our journey continued, lovely clear day, so clear infact that the sun was difficult as we were driving into it. Then a little further on I noticed the ‘heavy frost’ around olive trees, and then ‘heavy frost’ got worse, until – yes, we found ourselves in full blown snow. So full blown that about 20 miles outside of Cordoba, the road was blocked and we found ourselves turning round to spend another sunny Saturday afternoon at home. However this time we did drive through Azugua in something other than a pea souper, and found it a very large town, with a language school. We are going to contact them about Spanish lessons. Wonder if they run them, however as I think we are the only non Spanish speakers for about a 50 km radius I am not holding out too much hope. But if they teach English to Spanish people how difficult can teaching Spanish to English be?
Not a lot else to report other than Basil excelled himself today on the disgusting dog front. I cannot bring myself to mention it, but surfice to say Ian and I spent a lot of our Saturday night hosing down Basils nether regions. Uuuugh.